Arches National Park-Off the Pavement for Boca....You guessed it...over 2000 arches located on 76,518 acres-established in 1971. More astounding geological formations. Colossal sandstone fins, massive balanced rocks, soaring pinnacles and spires dwarfed Bocahantas and Buba...no easy feat. Hikers , Hikers and more Hikers....yes Buba even had me on a trail or two.....walking along the road side is a trail, right? Water and ice, extreme temperatures and underground salt movement are responsible for this magnificent sculptured scenery.....we are talking 100 million years of erosion. I don't know about you but out here they talk in millions. I just can't get my head wrapped around that yet but it is everywhere! Of course I see GOD's handwork....but millions of years ago....dinosaurs roamed this area and the US was in two pieces. American Indians (yep that is the preferred description not Native Americans (listen up you PC folks) used this area for thousands of years. The last time a rock slab fell (60 ft long, 11 ft wide and 4 ft thick) from the undersides of an arch was 1991, so I figured it was time for another. Wouldn't that be too cool to see! Never mind for the past week I kept yelling at Buba-WATCH OUT....I SEE LOOSE ROCKS ON THE ROAD! Doesn't this Park Ranger know about OSHA and Safety Standards! And again, very few railing for cars or people....it's amazing we don't loose more people out here. I saw one fellow (college age) climb a huge rock....in gym shoes it looked like he walked right up it....hard to believe i saw it...thank you Buba for verifying the sight. Didn't use a tool, rope or even his hands....wild! I spoke to him after his unlawful "walk up"...yep, testosterone fueled thrill seeker. Lots of them out this way.
This Utah's extended canyon country is awesome....think 300 million years ago inland seas covered this large basin that formed this region....I can see why there are so many foreign visitors. Buba did make a comment today....well those Europeans finally caught up with us, they now dress as tacky as we do". Good eye Mr. Buba Blackwell. This park gets about 700,000 visitors per year and being Memorial Weekend the locals started to come out today. I thought rednecks were only found in the South?? Buba felt quite at home today.
Buba still eyes with envy all the RV's. "Honey, that coulda been us". I bite my tongue. Then he laments on "better yet we could be at the campground". Ok, that's it. I remark "Darling, perhaps you and your next wife will enjoy the ground." Is that what they mean by an "interpretive talk"?
Lunch out of the trunk again....ran out of "glasses" Buba had to pour my wine into a water bottle...he said don't let anyone see that or they'll think you"re a Gandhi wannabe.
On ward to CANYONLANDS
Established in 196

4 covering 357,598 acres known as the Island In The Sky. This ravens view of endless canyons and mesas is breathtaking (not an overused word around here). The 34 mile round trip drive is lots of oooing and ahhing. The rock spires favored a males anatomy so it made for an interesting conversation....would that be considered natural history or geology? Check out The Needles section.
Yearly rainfall is about 8" and we had about half of that today....really it was a blessing. This island in the sky is right up there next to the clouds and brings new meaning to lightening. It was peculiar if you looked to one side of the "island" it was sunny and the other side cloudy and here comes the rain and LIGHTENING. Yes lightening is an issue and some folks do get hit and die. Throughout the area you can see thousands of trees that were hit by lightening and in many instances causing fires. Hello people, do not go under a tree in a thunderstorm. Duh. So the lightening came and it felt like I could reach out and touch it being up so high....Buba wasn't nearly as intrigued and yelled "Get your butt moving to the car and fast!".
I did use one of the Pit Potties....again Buba didn't mention the technology. In I go and discover IT'S AN OUTHOUSE!!! With a good breeze,oooo....no sinks, just hand gel on the wall. It just looked modern on the outside. I loved the sign "Don't throw any waste down there". Are you kidding? And they call the truck that "services" these spots the Honey Wagon. Oy. That will be a first and only experience for Boca...timing is everything.
So enough of the canyons, onward to Green River where we are staying the night. Yes, Motel 6. Well a step up from last night....Buba what about these B and B's people talk about? Oh no he says, you don't know what kind of people live there. I don't want to meet them, talk to them, have coffee with them, use their shower......yeah right. and Motel 6 is picnic? Ya gotta love that man. He has done all of the driving so far. I offered once to drive and he barked "I will never be that tired". And now I learn about Moab....better bet than Green River. And speaking of Green River, did any of you drink those in the 60's? Next time I will email Oh Ranger.com for insider scoop. Oh Buba!
I do want to chat about American Indians and the Mormans....both a key part of this neck of the woods or canyon so to speak.