You can't get there from here. As Will Rogers called it, "the Grand Canyon with a roof on it". You got that right Will. Some 250 million years ago, the region lay underneath the inland arm of an ancient sea. N

ear the shore grew a limestone reef standing hundreds of feet high, later to be buried under thousands of feet of soil. Some 15 to 20 million years ago, the ground up lifted. Naturally occurring sulfuric acid seeped into cracks in the limestone, gradually enlarging them to form a honeycomb of chambers. Water molded this underworld 4-6 million years ago and then drop by drop voila Carlsbad Caverns-established as a National Park 1944.
Remember learning about stalactites and
stalacmites in 6
th grade? That spec is Keith and
pleep walking down the "trail".
Me a Spelunker? Buba you want me to WALK down into that dark cave? The one they brag about having 1 million Mexican Bats? And there is an elevator to take me down the 75 stories and I wouldn't take that? the Ranger looked at me and suggested I take off the cha cha shoes and put on some sneakers. Oh. I did bring a pair along for the "mission" and they were a little stiff (vintage 1982) so I became reluctantly ready to climb down to the abyss. Keith did qualify for a Senior National Park Passport (62)- one time $10 charge and he has a lifetime of free admission for himself and 3 others. Oh Joy. So I felt compelled to get back some of my tax money and off we went...
How bad can a 1 1/2 mile "walk" be?
ewwwww. What is that smell
Buba? Brings new meaning to Robin's favorite comment when talking to Batman, "Holy bat
#@$@, Batman". Code for "guano" a potent fertilizer, to say the least. Forget holding the rail...all that guano. Downhill (remember I mentioned that 75 stories down) should be pretty easy...
afterall the early miners went down in a guano bucket. While the caverns were a spectacular site the elevator was the better bet. And forget the suggested jacket by the time I got going on that steep slope and hot flashes I was sweating. The "easy" downhill trek put my legs into lock up and limp that night. They say this park has over 800,000 acres....I felt like I covered most of them!
THEN BACK TO TEXAS....GUADALUPE MOUNTAINS NATIONAL PARK

Tex-New Mexico border, an almost road-free region. This national park established in 1972 covers 85,000 acres of rugged mountains. Some 80 miles of hiking trails-the highest point in Texas. Hey it was only 101 degrees today. Must pace myself for other hills. They looked really good from the car. :)
Pleep & Buba striking the right pose at the entrance to the Guadalupe Mountains National Park. The real question is where do you think we can get a cold, adult beverage to celebrate our 33 years of wedded bliss? Plus, why exactly is our only companion a monkey?
P.S. What a shame....only 20 or so cars at the Caverns and didn't see anyone else on the Guadalupe drive! These National Parks really were quite
spectacular. Such a remote area that has a low visitation...hey, maybe a few t-shirt shops, fast food and tacky souvenir stores would
draw more of us in. Hey, where's that cold beer and chips
Buba?